LoveGame

btw, I'M SUPER FUCKING JEALOUS of everyone who went and saw GAGA

May issue of Harper's Bazaar

Cats & Dogs

My cat Cher and stina's pug Lucia will soon have a reality show

In the meantime, enjoy this

KITTY GAGA

LUSH TIMES should put me on the cover

I'm currently sporting the COME-ON-MY-FACE, not in my mouth "please" look. 

The bbseaweed mask from lush is really fucking good but like all the other masks, i hate when they get in my mouth. However, it does bring back some memories from the youthful glory days when everything was experimentally amazing because of its creamy seasalt taste. JK YUCKKK!!!

doesn't it look like a splat of cum though? /:

So..... i'm OBSESSED with "pretty babies" by karen elson this week. It will not stop playing, thanks tom

I'm also super into this $8 vinho verde from wholefoods. Its really yummy, you must try it.

OPALA

And if you're a fan of jasmine tea, this one is great

its TIME GOD throws me a bone

I was watch watching and GOD I want these soo bad.

best of the week

This week I tried out MASK OF MAGNAMINTY; the instant results were pretty normal (fresh clean feeling, leaves your skin soft, need I say more?) anyway, the best part of this mask were the later effects of it. What I'm about to say could be either considered extremely gross OR very insightful... two days later, I had a DRY pimple... WTF is a dry pimple? well, my skin goes nuts INSTANTLY in the sight of too much sun/oils/grossness and I WILL break out. NOT THIS TIME (: I had a dry pimple, it just flaked off. I'll definitely be using this mask maybe once a month.

the only down-side I had was when I accidentally got it in my mouth and pieces of it were kinda hanging off (see me pointing at it?)

I would of tested out BBSEAWEED but Chris decided to keep it, thanks! Its ok, tomorrow (THURSDAY) they always brings in freshly made masks, most of them are $5bucks. EVERYONE, GET ONE! ------- all of you need em, hahahahahahahahaha.

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SOOO GOOD. CAN NOT STOP

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Michael and Stina, the both of you need to watch Chloe on netflix because I know you both are huge cocksucking fans of Julianne Moore. Amanda Seyfried is also in this movie and honestly, its the best role shes had since her days back in MEANGIRLS. The sex scene is so good,lol.

Excuse me, can I borrow your sugar? hahahahaha, slut, sexy slut. THOSE LIPS

And stina, thanks for the Mildred Pierce post on facebook, we totally need to have mildred night every time that comes on. I've never seen the original movie so I should watch that.

"mildred: a name gasped in the night. one last word of a dying man, but one word that tells a thousand stories of a woman who left her mark on every man she met. mildred had more to offer a man in a glance than most woman give in a life time,mildred knew what she wanted and wasnt too particular how she got it. mildred? loving her was like shaking hands with the devil

the intimate affairs of a woman who refused to live life by the rules

 she tried to kiss off a crime, she bought a love she could never own,"

How good are those lines? I have to use em.

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Baby Lucia got a new collar this past week when she was with grandma

 Even though she was BAD (bad lucia) Look at her looking at the toilet roll

 Oh! she did it alright, you bad!

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more amanda & animals

Girl, you be killin em

K, the rest of fall

Or, at least the ones that matter. I honestly could not look at anymore shows in one morning. Theres probably some that I should of seen, so if you guys have any to add feel free to do so. I was able to find pretty good pieces from designers not so well known, but then i gave up after wasting my time on most of them.

miumiu

Miuccia, you da best.

Lets continue with the next bests

YSL

 givenchy

 galliano

 valentino

 I really hope you've noticed the clutch trend. this is the absolute best clutch of the season. it also follows the animal skin trend thats been splattered around and hasnt really worked out a lot and the most used recent trend{last couple of years]: studs. 

 alexander mcqueen women 

alexander mcqueen men

 fuck yes! fuck yes! fuck yes!

 double-take

 hermes 

armani

marc, to save you the embarrassment from the bubbly (to put it delicately) and scales or whatever, i'll just post a picture of you and the always fabulous kate

 look at that bitch smoke her cigarette on the runway, haha

The next shots are from a variety of designers that made an interest. 

 Okay, and now back to greatness Alexander Wang

 cutie

.... Before I started this blog I made a promise to not be totally mean to any designers (i'll show you from my private journal) because i'm a big pussy believer that  beauty really is in the eye of the beholder (shoot myself) and I dont like to be mean, but after seeing the the betsey johnson collection, I think I'm almost forced to break my promise for the sake of any viewers that read my blog so PLEASE take note: DO NOT DRESS LIKE THIS! putting real-life women in your attire simply goes to show how shitty real people look in it, and the models too and even little girls, ANYONE! especially guys! shoot!

i did however like the spray painted hair, hehe. XOXO